Dec

14

Snooks Gets KNOCKED OUT

By DJ

Dec

12

The Pressing Issue

By DJ

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Dec

10

Crazy Tattoo

By Me

Dec

8

North Korea Can’t Lose a Game

By Mort

Kim Jong-il, the North Korean leader, is reportedly planning a unique strategy for televising next year’s World Cup.

The Dear Leader has allegedly decreed that no live matches will be shown on state TV – only highlights edited in North Korea’s favour. If they lose a match, the result will simply be ignored.
What a fantastic idea. I always assumed the whole “Kim Jong-il is a genius” line was propaganda, but maybe it is true after all.

Read on…Mr. Ill

Dec

8

“Nicholas Cage punches a woman while wearing a bear suit.”

By Ace

Dec

7

Jersey Shore Verbal Lexicon: “I’d Pound Out…”

By DJ

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Dec

6

First Look: Joel Schumacher’s “Twelve”

By DJ

I am so geeked for this movie. And now comes word that the film adaptation of Nick McDonell’s novel “Twelve” is set to have its big premiere at Sundance.

The book, which was written in 2002 (when McDonell was eighteen), follows a seventeen year old drug dealer named White Mike as he deals to his peers on the upper east side of Manhattan in the week leading up to New Year’s. Imagine “Alpha Dog” meets “Gossip Girl” and you’ve got a rough idea of what this movie might be like.

Here are the first images of the film to be released:

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Dec

5

Brooklyn’s Finest

By DJ

This shit looks ill!

Snipes is back son!

Dec

4

We Have a Big Brother and His Name is GOOGLE

By Me

Google is getting a little to personal with this one…

The next time you Google something, if the search results seem a little too good, a little too personal, it’s because they are.

While Google’s always delivered customized search results to people logged into their Google account—that is, search results tailored to you, based on your web history (yes, even outside of Google, like Gizmodo), past searches and previous results you’ve clicked on—it’s now going to be doing that for everybody. Even if you’re not logged in, you’re going to get personalized results and yes, more targeted ads, based on past searches, tracked by an anonymous cookie that stays on your computer for 180 days. (BTW, it’s not like Google’s just started keeping track of your searches, it’s just now Google’s using that info more directly, that’s all.)

You can turn it off here, though I’m guessing that won’t turn off the dirty feeling you’ve got right now.

[Google via Bits via Gizmodo]

Dec

4

Rachel Bilson Deleted Sex Scene!!

By YiHa

Dec

4

I.F.H. Monday’s

By YiHa

New restaurant chain! I’m so pumped…

Dec

3

The Real “The Wire”

By YiHa

Baltimore’s current real-life mayor, Sheila Dixon, has been convicted of misdemeanor fraud. Don’t the bitch watch “The Wire”? Or is this a case of life imitating art? Well, “It’s alllll in the game,” I suppose…

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From The Associated Press:

Mayor Sheila Dixon’s misdemeanor fraud conviction fails to meet a key standard necessary for her removal from office, her attorney said Wednesday as the mayor resumed her regular duties a day after the verdict.

Her criminal defense lawyer, Arnold M. Weiner, said the guilty verdict reflected testimony about actions that weren’t part of Dixon’s duties as City Council president, the post she held at the time.

State law requires removal of elected officials who are convicted of crimes related to their public duties and responsibilities.

A legal expert, however, said the argument that the conviction didn’t pertain to her public responsibilities would be weak.

It’s not clear if her defense team would have an opportunity to argue that point before a suspension took effect, or whether such a claim would be decided by the trial judge or another court.

Her defense team plans to appeal the conviction.

Meanwhile, former mayor and fellow Democrat Kurt L. Schmoke said Dixon owes her constituents an apology if she plans to fight for her job.

“The city has been put through a very traumatic situation. She should apologize for having placed the city in this situation and maybe ask the city for forgiveness,” said Schmoke, who served as Baltimore’s mayor from 1987 to 1999 and is now dean of Howard University’s law school in Washington.

Dixon’s conviction of fraudulent misappropriation by a fiduciary of $525 worth of gift cards carries a penalty ranging from unsupervised probation to five years in prison. Her sentencing hasn’t been scheduled. The jury acquitted her on three other counts, including felony theft, and failed to reach a verdict on a second count of misappropriation.

Under state law, Dixon must be suspended upon sentencing for a conviction that’s related to her public duties and responsibilities and involves moral turpitude. She would be removed permanently and replaced by the City Council president if she loses all appeals.

Byron L. Warnken, associate professor at the University of Baltimore School of Law, said Maryland case law has determined that fraudulent misappropriation is a crime of moral turpitude. He said any argument that Dixon’s conviction wasn’t related to her public duties would be weak, but a stronger case could made that she can’t be removed as mayor for an offense she committed before attaining that office.

“‘It’s a moot point because I’m finished being City Council president’ — I think that’s an argument,” said Warnken, an experienced appellate and criminal defense lawyer.

City Solicitor George A. Nilson, a Dixon appointee, said the first-term mayor would remain focused on citizens’ concerns and the city’s business until her appeals are exhausted.

Meanwhile, mayoral spokesman Scott Peterson said Dixon’s focus “is on the city and the citizens of the city.”

He said Dixon conducted a senior staff meeting Wednesday morning and had lunch with the city’s public schools chief.

Later in the afternoon, Dixon joked about the media attention at an event at a police precinct where a community group donated $5,000 to the department’s mounted unit.

“Well, it’s really great to be here and it’s great that you brought out all the media for this event. I’m impressed,” the mayor said, acknowledging the half-dozen television cameras before her.

Dixon said she wouldn’t comment as reporters shouted questions about whether she would step down.

Baltimore residents and downtown workers had varying views on Dixon’s future. Leon Hines, owner of a downtown lunch counter, said she should resign.

“Her own peers found her guilty; she’s responsible for her actions,” said Hines. He posted a lighthearted sign reading, “We don’t carry gift cards,” outside his store Wednesday.

However, Miranda Phipps, whose family firm, Phipps Construction Contractors, regularly vies for city contracts, said Dixon should stay on.

“We don’t want the mayor to step down,” Phipps said. “We want her to appeal.”

Dec

3

100 Greatest Wire Quotes

By DJ

Dec

3

Awesome Shot

By DJ

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Dec

2

Sexual Predator

By Ace

Dec

2

Death Penalty Ruled Badass

By Me


Dec

1

Superbo–that is, Sex Offender Shuffle

By Ace